Hearing things from a toddler! That’s just it actually, toddlers crack me up, especially mine!
It’s got me thinking, I might start a little feature on the sideline…
FROM THE MOUTH OF WILLOW.
I don’t plan to have it set like a weekly feature, but rather, as random as my child is, so shall be my posts. This week, we’ve had some crackers! Things that have made me laugh out loud and my heart melt simultaneously!
So, to kick this off, here’s a few thing’s my whumpy girl has said to me this week.
*walking around the house pushing her dolly pram*
*looks into dolly pram*
“Oh no, I’ve lost my baby.”
*starts looking on the floor*
*sat on the sofa, watching YouTube videos*
“Mum! Come help!”
*i walk in*
“what’s wrong sweet?”
“Mum, ask google for peppa pig”
*opens Google dictation search… Looks at me with big eyes and whispers*
“it’s not listen to me”
*getting dressed in the morning*
*grabs a wet wipe*
“mum, I clean me coz I smelly.”
“mum, why my birthday not right now?”
me: “because you weren’t born right now.”
*huffs and puffs*
“My birthday need to come right now.”
*walks up to me, grabs my belly*
*shakes my belly*
“Wibble wobble, wibble wobble, jelly on a plate.”
I guess you could say I gave birth to a comedian!
I hope you find her as funny as I do and I’ll catch up with you all soon!